Bill Cowher will not be coaching in 2015! Thank you to www.nfl.com for running that highly informative and insightful piece of news on their front page! Now that we know that Cowher won't coach in 2015 (since it wasn't obvious before that article), let's look at other coaches that will not coach in 2015. This is not a complete list, but my mysterious nameless sources tell me that my information is correct:
Mike Ditka will be sticking to the broadcast booth in 2015.
Tony Dungy will not be an NFL head coach in 2015.
Joe Gibbs will stick to NASCAR in 2015!
Forrest Gregg is staying retired. I repeat. Forrest Gregg is staying retired!
Jon Gruden will likely be sticking to broadcasting in 2015.
Jimmy Johnson will not be coaching in the NFL in 2015. He's staying retired.
George Halas will stay retired in 2015 as well, according to rumors.
Tom Landry will not be an NFL head coach in 2015, according to a source.
Jim Mora Sr. will likely not coach in the NFL in 2015.
Don Shula will stay retired in 2015.
Norm Van Brockland will also not be an NFL head coach in 2015.
After sending in a resume for both the GM and head coaching positions for the Chicago Bears and New York Jets, and after not hearing back from either team, I will also likely not be an NFL head coach in 2015. That being said, if you are an NFL owner looking for a new candidate for GM or head coach, contact me. I'd love to work with you. --Mike B
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